When you told me you wanted to die, I had one of those brain freezes
that doesn’t come from eating ice cream, but the kind that comes from
being utterly speechless and at a loss for absolutely anything to say.
I wish I had told you your life was a cast built around so…
- eight whole egg
Step one: put eight egg on plate
Step two: look at all those egg
Step three: congratuleggtion
But what can I say? There are no words.
o my god ur vain headaches u give me headaches
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)
sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..